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Justin Schorr, FF/NREMT-P, WhO.C-arES

Emergency Services seem to thrive on certificates.

I’ve got some paper on my wall, I’m very proud of it.  At times I mention it behind my name when trying to gain credibility for what I am writing, saying or presenting.  People pay more attention when they know you are trained in what you are about to tell them, right?

But looking through some old files a few days ago I came across my last college paper “Shortening the Chain of Survival” in which I studied and showed the importance of, wait for it, early ALS intervention.

What bothered me right off the bat was how hard I was trying to establish myself on the title page.  I included my rank at the time, my NR status, my MICU cert and 3 more abbreviations I had earned at school.

I sure was trying hard to prove that paper legitimate, perhaps not relying enough on the paper itself.

Wandering through some recent issues of the leading EMS magazines and articles on leading EMS websites (blogs excluded) we can see folks doing the same thing.  An article is submitted and, as if to make us believe they’re an expert right off the bat, the letters start to get added to the name. RN, NR (Which I just noticed mirror one another) MD, BSN etc etc.

As a struggling profession it is as if we are clinging to any semblance of formal education to catch up to the MD, RN, BSN, PA etc, sometimes without reading through the things we propose to let them stand on their own merits, just like that paper I found.

Talking with a father and son Firefighting family at FDIC, I saw a generational divide on the perception of the letters after the name.  The father, near retirement, wanted to hear more about the letters I had earned, while the son seemed more interested in what can be learned on the job.  Book smarts vs street smarts all over again.

There aren’t many high school kids writing policy these days, however, no matter how much it seems like it, so maybe a touch of credibility is warranted.

When we present something, an idea, a new protocol, procedure or concept, perhaps one set of letters is appropriate, but let’s call it good there, shall we?

Starting Year 3

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At 11:45 PM on August 31st 2008, a frustrated, stressed and confused person sat down in front of his laptop and started a blog.
The first post was simple enough:

I created this forum as an outlet from work when the lack of common sense so wide spread in our society decides they need help.  I won’t say where I am, nor will I disclose names, dates or too many specifics so as to maintain privacy.  I’ve always joked about writing a book titled, “You couldn’t make this stuff up,” and every day I work I get more content for that volume.  From the broken toes, toothaches and car accidents without damage to the just plain odd and insane, there is no way to describe or prepare what is waiting on the streets.

OK, so I lied.

Had you told me that simple paragraph would lead to improved mental health I would have laughed.  Or that it would lead to meeting people of the same opinion regarding Emergency Services, maybe a giggle and a coy smile.

That it would lead to England?  No way.

But it did, didn’t it?

Over the last 2 years you have let me ramble and rant, complain and ask countless questions without offering many solutions and for that I have no excuse.  We wish we had the answers, but this thing we call Service has so many different forms and functions it is hard to make an argument for any one way of doing things without being proven wrong time and time again.

I like being proven wrong though, that’s why I got married.

Mrs HM wanted to write a little something on this occasion, but she’s less of a writer than I am, but I think she would likely say the following:

Dear internet,

I want my husband back.

Love,

Mrs HM

This forum is powerful, friends, maybe not this site, but sites like it.  Sites where we can share our thoughts, ideas, dreams and frustrations with folks who “get it.”

I stopped writing about the power of social media because you already know about it.

I stopped writing about EMS 2.o because you already know about it.

But I’ll keep thanking you for reading, and hope you keep stopping by from time to time.  If September alone is any indication, year 3 of the Happy Medic will be the biggest and best.

And if not, write it off as my “terrible twos.”

Thanks for taking the time.

Your Happy Medic,

Justin

Engine 51 taking shape

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Today was my second day helping to set up the newest Engine Company in the SFFD, Engine 51 in the Presidio. Today was day 4 of the new services provided and the contractors working at the old firehouse are flying. Last I saw the house it was still dirty and disorganized. Today the painters were touching up while the flooring folks were starting on the final rooms.
I’m collecting photos to put together in a before and after post, so keep an eye out for that.
My next scheduled day on the Engine is after we are all moved in, so that will be interesting for sure!

New paint, new flooring, clean cabinets and bed frames.

The rest is up to us.

Not “us” the SFFD, but “us” the 15 Firefighters, Paramedics and Officers staffing the Company.

This morning we heard word that some of the other firehouses around the City have pledged to donate extra pots, pans and some plates and cups to us to help get us going.

It really is like one big family out here.

And in related news, some of the firefighters previously employed by the Park Service started an abbreviated SFFD Academy this morning.

HM

UKMedic999 AIQ

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Break out your green and yellow backgrounds everyone!

“Welcome Back” doesn’t seem right since you were never really gone, just on a long job.  Now you are back home.

1917

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In 1915 the home of General John Pershing, famous for leading Montana’s Buffalo Soldiers, burned  killing 4 of his family members.

As with most fire tragedies in the early 20th century, no organized Fire Companies existed until it was too late.

Pershing’s home was withing the grounds of the Presidio (Spanish for Fort) on the North end of San Francisco.  This fort was built during the civil war and most of it still stands today.

You can read all about the history of the Presidio here.

In 1917, the Presidio built a Fire Station, which I went to today.

In 1994, when the National Park Service took over areas of the Presidio, that station became the first and only 24 hour fully staffed Fire Station in the Park Service.

It closed yesterday morning at 7:30.

For political and funding reasons I won’t pretend to understand, the Park Service chose the SFFD to staff the station.

At 8AM yesterday morning all the political leaders and managers gathered at the temporary home of the new Engine Company for photos and introductions.  At the same time, the off going firefighters were cleaning out their station, the one manned since 1917.

There was a nice addition a few years back, more on that soon.

Later in the day we had the opportunity to go by and orient ourselves with the station, the grounds, and the Presidio itself.

This is going to be a long process, we are essentially starting a Fire house from scratch.  No desks, no dishes, no supplies.  The owners of the station are cleaning, installing floors and painting and we hope to live there in the middle of the week.

I’ll do my best to keep you up to date on our efforts.

What I won’t do is take a stand on the reasons for the change, the politics involved, nor will I allow any negative comments about the circumstances.

The company there was identified as Engine 51 and our engine will keep that designation.

HM

Gearing up for Tak Response

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Over the next few weeks you’ll be hearing from me about the Tak Response Conference in San Jose coming up September 14th-16th.

Chronicles of EMS was invited to be a part of this collaborative training opportunity that will bring the best of all fields together to network and learn from each other.

This conference combines nursing, Fire, Haz-Mat, law enforcement, SWAT, EMS, public works and a number of other disciplines together, since when we all arrive on scene we have to work together.

Let’s start to train together.

Tak Response is not only a chance to learn from other disciplines where you fit in at “their” scene, but to network socially with your fellow providers before the you know what hits you know where.

Imagine a scene where the Battalion Chief, Patrol Officer and EMT all already know each other and what each agency expects from the others.  That’s a smooth running scene.

Here’s the episode of Seat at the Table where we meet the organizers of the Tak Response Conference and run the concept by paramedics, firefighters and even a cop.

Criteria based on what?

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You all know I am not a fan of little boxes.

I dislike the little boxes we have to cram our patients into to treat them based on chief complaint.

Also on my list is the little boxes we take them to the hospital in.  Bolting a box onto a van isn’t enough.  More on that another time.

On the top of this list in big red letters are the little boxes our call takers are required to fit their callers into.

They must meet criteria in order to be coded, qualified, weighted, and then sent out to the trauma hungry troops on standby all over the City.

Problem is, it doesn’t work.

I do not know Dr Clawson, but I do know his system and that, if a system can correctly act on the information gathered and coded, it works most of the time.

What really gets me going these days is the purposeful miscategorization or non categorization used to move calls out of the call center faster than they need to be.  I am not alone in this experience, getting messages, tweets and emails from folks all over the USA asking me what they can do to improve dispatch.

You can’t improve dispatch.  Not until you improve the callers themselves.

One of my readers described it as GIGO (Garbage In, Garbage Out) meaning, in the most respectful of terms, that dispatch should not be changing anything the caller says and that if the caller is wrong, then I do hope my dispatcher is wrong as well.  If a person calls and tells the dispatcher that the space shuttle has crashed on main street and thousands are dead, maybe it did.  But the problem lies in sending that call out before it is coded.

The two most inexperienced people in the system are the ones guiding the system.  The caller and the call taker.

I have never been to a call that was reported, coded and turned out to be the same thing, mainly for the same reason my patients’ chief complaints never seem to jive with my treatment per protocol:

They don’t fit into your pre-determined boxes.

Many systems run a BLS tier, or perhaps a single paramedic resource to handle Omega, Alpha or even Bravo calls.  Here in mine, there seems to be no rhyme or reason to the assigning of resources on some calls.

A call coded by the system, based on information provided by the caller, to the call taker has been declared a 26A1, a sick call.  Yet in the call classification next to the code is the term BLEED-SEVERE.  And now the call becomes a code 3 and 6 or more lives are at risk.

“Better safe than sorry, right?”  Good thought.  Who is in more danger?  The person who bit their lip and called 911 or the 6 responders using red lights and sirens to respond to the call now thought to be more than it is.

“Then what’s the answer, smart guy?”

Ditch the codes.  Stop the tiny box requirement.

If they call and say “I bit my lip,” Dispatch it as such.  Let the responders apply calculated risk to the situation without being blinded by administrative tricks used to ring the bells faster, improving your call center stats.

If you can send a call out in 30 seconds without gathering all the information, that is not a success.

I am not blaming dispatchers.  That voices that tell me where the sick people are are not the ones in control of the dispatch system, but the ones required to work within it, not unlike me not liking aspects of my treatment protocols.

GIGO.

They relay what they are told and code the call.

It is the trick of changing the code or description that I don’t like.  That is how the cut fingers, bit lips and sleeping people send out a full ALS response and drain the system of resources at a time when we are getting stretched thin.

By changing from a criteria based system to a “plain text” system, two distinct things will happen.

Firstly, crews can use their judgment, ETA and experience to determine their response priority based on what the caller actually said, not what the system thinks they might be saying.

“My back hurts again” is not coded as “Non-Traumatic Pain-Code 3″ so the crews can apply their expert training to audit the dispatches in real time.  I worked in a system like this and it worked.

Secondly, it will become very complicated and difficult to classify and track types of calls for analysis after the fact.

“We don’t know how many CPR calls went out last quarter because we have to go back through each call instead of just pulling the codes.”

A recent study by UCSF and SFFD Medical Director Karl Sporer celebrates the finding that 1 out of 7 reports of a rescusitation in San Francisco turned out to be just that.  You can’t find stats like that celebrated outside of baseball.  1 in 7 was a success.  I see the 6/7 mis-reported or mis-coded calls as room for improvement indeed.

You Make the Call – Hired

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All the studying, testing and nervousness has paid off and you got that paid spot!  Only problem is the commute, 1.5 hours each way 3, towns over.  But, it’s with a good company and you hear great things about them.

Your first day comes along and you arrive at the ambulance yard, clean new uniform and gear, only to discover you were hired over many of the senior part time folks who also applied.  Needless to say they aren’t thrilled by your arrival.

During morning check out you are assigned to a brand new EMT-Basic, ink still wet on his card, who is not familiar with the roads, equipment or hospital locations.

Gulping your coffee, you decide to head into the supervisor’s office to see about a reassignment, at least until tomorrow.

“Nobody else wants the new guy, or gal, so make do.”  Is what you’re told.

Back to the rig and gear is checked but your narcotics are low.  Back into the office the supervisor tells you they don’t have a license for narcs, you’ll have to restock with the FD in the next town.

Something is off for sure.  Is this a test?  Some kind of cruel first day prank?  At the end of the first shift you feel like tossing in the towel but a friend reminds you that their are no other companies hiring anywhere nearby.  2 local ambulance companies recently went under and the remaining one isn’t hiring.

Keep the job and most likely the house and the car payments relying on it, or get out while you can?

You make the call.

There will be no Monday follow up to this week’s situation, it was sent as a request for advice to thehappymedic@gmail.com.  If you have a situation and you’d like to ask for a wide variety of insights, send it in, no name needed.

You Make the Call – The Bar

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Ah, a day off! You’ve decided to head out for a few quick drinks with friends and meet at a little restaurant/bar in a quiet suburb. As you try to describe to your fire and PD buddies about the culture at an event such as EMSExpo, they ask if folks wander into area bars in uniform.

Replying in the negative, they laugh and ask if folks wander into bars in uniform wearing stethoscopes.
When you glare at them they laugh and point over your shoulder to the other side of the bar.

Seated at a stool and drinking a beer is a fellow in EMS pants, a blue shirt with a large “EMT” on the back and, sure enough, a stethoscope around his neck.  The shirt shows no company or department name and he is wearing no ID you can see.

While you try to make sure you are seeing what you are seeing, your PD buddy says, “Well, are you going to say something?”

You make the call.

May I have the definition please?

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A funny video has been making the rounds on the interwebs machine, an ad for Mercedes Benz.

In this video a woman walks into a library and tries to order lunch:

It’s funny, right?

Now imagine she wanders into an ambulance station and asks to be transported for a toothache.  Is it still funny?  She’s still in the wrong place asking for what she wants.

I hear from many corners of the EMS industry that we need to lose our “above them all” attitude and just take people in that want to go in.  “It’s their definition of emergency, not yours” is something I am tired of hearing.

What if I told you it’s her definition of library, not yours?

We are not Jim’s Emergency Medical Services, or Sally’s or even Justin’s.

Responders have been trained to handle specific situations using specific tools, medications and techniques.  If you can not be aided by those things, then perhaps we need to find another resource for you. Most communities do not offer these services on demand, but arrangements need to be made ahead of time. They either wait or call 911 and get immediate service.  In still other communities EMTs and Paramedics are discouraged from or worse, disciplined, for accepting refusal of transport.

I’m not advocating leaving the sick and injured in the streets, but adding some realism in addressing our current problems.  We do not face a shortage of ambulances in America but an overpopulation of “emergencies.”

When you get on scene of the young woman who bit her lip and didn’t know what to do so called 911, no matter how you dice it, that injury is not worth placing responders lives at risk to respond to, not to mention who might be told “We have no ambulances available” while you’re trying to nicely tell your patient how minor the injury is.  Add to that that some private services do not allow refusals, now they’re generating a bill for the bit lip and taking up a spot at the ER.

Rogue Medic reminds us that our concern when at the scene with a patient is that patient and not the next one.  I completely agree that when on scene we need to focus on the needs of that person and not what might happen.  But when looking at the system as a whole, someone needs to be thinking about the next run.  Supervisors, managers, Chiefs, EMS Educators, SOMEONE needs to be looking out for who might need those supplies, skills and equipment your patient is asking about while getting that ride.  In the back of the ambulance is not the place to theorize about EMS.  That place is here in online forums, at conferences and when meeting with your Medical Director, System Managers and Chiefs.

There are things we can and can’t do for our patients.  If all you can offer is a ride, is it still an emergency?  Think about it for a minute.  If it’s just the speakers not working, do we really need to call a tow truck “just to be sure?”

Awhile back I had a good back and forth with David Konig about comparing McDonald’s, Starbucks and Dunkin’ Donuts to modern EMS.  He mentions the way Starbucks outdoes Dunkin not because of superior product, but because of superior customer service and a better customer experience.  It was in response to a series on Liability.

But those companies are still limited in the experience they can provide.  As I mentioned, when someone calls 911 for a reason I can not help with, nor any of my equipment, training or experience help with, do I still have to give them a positive experience?

Absolutely.

And that means not transporting those who do not need it.  The same way Starbucks will not make the girl in the video a hamburger, or arrange for one to be delivered.  They’ll likely smile, ask her if she meant a venti Americano, and remind her she is asking for a service Starbucks can not provide.  Then a good employee will make sure the customer can find what they are looking for, leaving them a positive impression of the company.

“This is a Starbucks.”

“This is a library.”

“This is an ambulance.”

We’ll just load her in the ambulance and take her in because after all, it’s not our definition of emergency, it’s hers.

Should the librarian stop her work and fire up the grill? After all it’s her definition of library, not yours.

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800 What?

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Words.  I want you to write 800 words.

In my recent travels through the dungeons here at HMHQ, many of my favorite posts average around 800-1000 words.  a fair amount to get you in, tell you a tale and let you go.

So I got to wondering if you could convince someone of something in the same amount of time.  An educational article could go on and on for pages, citing this study and that.  I’m not looking to be shown beyond a shadow of a doubt, just convince me social media is a good idea and good for our Profession.

But here’s the challenge:

Don’t use the term “Social Media.”

You can say blogs, twitter, RSS, facebook, any number of other terms, but no using the buzz words “Social Media.”

Think you’re up to the challenge?

Convince me.

email your submission to theHappyMedic@gmail.com by August 20th.

Enter as often as you like, but keep in mind if I read a second submission of yours I like better, the first one gets eliminated.  Open to everyone, not just bloggers.

Prizes to be announced shortly.

This is for you new people

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Since you all follow the Mutual Aid lists and Continuing Education tab on this site, I shouldn’t have to repost this, but watching this fail video from FAILBlog is a great learning tool for young EMSers, or anyone studying to advance in medicine.

First, watch the video, then some questions.  I don’t have answers, and was not there  to talk to this man, but I think since he is on TV he must be an actor, so let’s enjoy, shall we?

Now, without replaying the video, answer the following questions:

1. What happened?

2. What is this man’s GCS score?

3. Is he competent to refuse transport in your jurisdiction? Why or why not?

4. Could this be his normal mentation?

5. If not, what would you suspect a person who presents like this actor acted to be under the influence of?

If you replayed the video, you cheated.

Going to P School? We can help.

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Usually when Thaddeus Setla and I have one of our conversations, 2 things are for sure. We’re about to spend a lot of money and we’re going to change something.

One morning last week I got an email from a fellow EMSer in Texas who was wondering what he could do in the Chronicles Community to help him raise money to attend a Paramedic Program he had been accepted to.
Fresh in my mind was the outpouring of support a year ago to our friend EpiJunky, thanks to Bernice, which allowed her readers to donate money to help her attend Paramedic School. I chipped in.

Her class completed just this Monday.

So with these 2 topics fresh on our minds on our weekly conference call Ted blurts out, “What? Do you want to do a Scholarship Program or something?”

“Yup.” Was my reply.

And there was born the Chronicles of EMS Scholarship Program. From the site:

In true CoEMS fashion we wanted to bring the community together and help others who wanted to improve their career and were interested in sharing their experiences with the world.

We will be accepting applications in the form of videos where the applicant will explain not only who they are and why they want to be a Paramedic, but how they plan to implement aspects of EMS 2.0, our future vision for EMS. The winners will then chronicle their Paramedic School experience on our website as a weekly (v)blog, posting thoughts, feelings, and questions, allowing the entire EMS online community to become their tutors and mentors.

We are coming together as a community to help those in need of funding to complete their Paramedic education. Organizations interested in sponsoring all or part of a Scholarship will have a part in shaping the future of EMS nationwide, not just in their own communities.

Students interested in submitting a video application are advised to upload their video to Youtube, Vimeo, or any video sharing site and embed the video as a response to this blog.

Awards will range from $250 to $1500 depending on sponsorships and will have caveats such as:

1. The student must successfully complete the course or forfeit the award to another student

2. The student must keep the community informed as to their progress (in the form of a written blog or video blog)

3. The student must adhere to a code of ethics (Still being drafted)

The success of this program will depend upon the donations received from the members of this community. We will continue the program on a quarterly basis if we find that the donations support the Scholarship Program. 100% of the donations will be used for the program and as a member of this community we will keep you apprised of all donations coming in and the applications we receive. The winning student will be decided upon solely by the Chronicles of EMS Team so that this does not become a popularity contest, but a true recognition of the student’s desire and passion for EMS and the future of the industry!

Like the site says, this is no popularity contest.  Whether you have 10,000 twitter followers or don’t know what a twitter is, all entries will be judged on their own merits.  and since I’m one of the ones choosing the recipients, rest assured that a simple video recorded on a built in web cam will be given the same consideration as a high quality produced feature.

The Chronicles Team recognizes the power of the community, we’ve been inspired to help each other out before, here’s a chance to do it on a grander scale.

Would you like to be a part of ensuring a motivated, excited candidate has the opportunity to pay for Paramedic School?  Then donate to the program.  There are no administrative fees, no one here at CoEMS is making a profit on this and in the end it will likely cost us out of pocket, but not nearly in the amount some folks are having to dig to make their dreams of furthering their career in EMS a reality.

If you can spare 3,5,20, 100 dollars to help someone out you can do so publicly or anonymously and corporate/business sponsors can choose to sponsor an award of their own and be a part of the future of EMS.

Details as they develop at Chronicles Headquarters.

Make it stop

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A Tax you SHOULD be paying

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In my service we have a tradition, an unspoken rule, that if you are working overtime, you owe a “tax.”

Since you are working the same hours, but making more than everyone else, you are expected to chip in extra towards the meals.  The amount is up to you, of course, and not everyone takes part, but most do.  I contribute the equivalent of one hour’s worth of pay and donate that to the cook prior to shopping.

Sometimes it means improving the menu a bit, other times it means a drastic discount in the price of the meal for everyone else.

I think it’s a good idea and benefit from other folks donating more than it costs me to donate when it’s my turn.

And if you’re working a Chief’s house and they’re on an overtime…surf and turf!

So if you’re on an overtime shift and working with someone who isn’t, don’t be a jerk, kick in.  It could be to the meal or if on post, maybe coffee is on you this time.

Name that Show Competition Finalists!

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The crack team at Chronicles of EMS:The Reality Series have narrowed down the field of over 500 entries to rename their landmark new show.

As you recall, yours truly and that Brit Mark Glencorse took our desire to learn from each other in person and Thaddeus Setla’s desire to film a unique Paramedic experience and created the reality EMS series.

Chronicles of EMS – Reality Series (Teaser) from Thaddeus Setla on Vimeo.

In moving the show from web based to network television, there was a need to change the title.  It turns out that “the Reality Series” isn’t very descriptive, so we turned the choice of names over to the audience.

Voting is now open, the finalists have been chosen by the producers and Chronicles Staff and the prize for the winner is amazing.

One of those five finalists will win a 3 night 4 day trip to any location we film at around the world.  AND an ipad to follow along on the trip.

Newly announced is the prize for first runner up.

The finalists are:

Chronicles of EMS: Beyond the Lights & Sirens

Chronicles of EMS: Mobile Medicine

Chronicles of EMS: Frontline Medicine

Chronicles of EMS: Medicine in the Streets

Chronicles of EMS: Real Life, Real Emergencies

Head over and see what that prize pack includes and vote for your favorite.

Can you see me now?

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Have we all gone Hi-Vis insane?

Forget about a nanny culture or statistics about it making us safer.  Last I heard it was the flashing lights that attracted sleepy and inebriated drivers so turning me and my crew into passive crappy driver attractant is not my idea of a good time.

I wear my vest most times, really I do.  Mainly on account of my uniform is all navy blue and at night I disappear.  Perhaps the slight chance I get seen at the last minute is the point, but I have a big coat with reflective that could do the same thing.

“What the heck, Hap?  What got you all fired up?”

This photo from Ray Kemp at 911Imaging.

You saw this series on the cover of JEMS magazine a little while back.  The first thing that will catch your eye is the sea of reflective vests, running about $100 a piece on the rescuers, covering the reflective on their turnouts.  The ambulance folks have them on as well, well done, folks.

But look IN THE STREET!

In the one place those vests can actually be useful and you’ll see two fellows wearing what I wear, all dark colors.

Well, I wasn’t there so I can’t blah, blah, blah.  No, I’m jumping in here and pointing out that perhaps we have our priorities a bit out of whack.  We go racing to jump on the Hi-Vis bandwagon without looking at what our people already have and using it to our advantage.  Hidden in all the stories of people getting hit and killed in the streets are the facts adding up that vests don’t stop cars, trucks and SUVs from killing you.

If you stand in the road covered in day glow paint carrying flares you will still die.  If we trained our drivers to block the road with the giant reflective rigs, perhaps the vests could go to those who have no giant truck to protect them.

Better yet, where is the increased driver’s education to stop the poor drivers from trying to kill us in the first place?  Rhetorical for sure, but I can see at least $1000 in this photo that could go a long way.

My own service is not immune to the allure of the shiny, reflective vests.  We have some that say Incident Commander, others say Triage.  Mine on the engine says SFFD in black on a field of bright yellow and silver.

Here’s a picture from one of our new engines under construction (Thanks Crimson-Fire):

That is where the reflective belongs!  And while we’re at it, can we get some more warning on the sides of these giant road blocks?  How nifty if we could get an arrow stick on the sides AND the back, since if we park to block the scene the rear mounted one is hard to spot.

Some Departments deploy street signs out ahead of the scene, cones, flares, all those kinds of nifty, expensive street decorations aren’t stopping the drivers who are going to hit us anyway.

Even on a simple vehicle fire on the highway, we need to focus on parking and awareness rather than throwing money into reflective to cover up reflective just to check a box on a state form.

If you have a vest wear it, but use common sense first.  Use that giant thing that drove you there to protect the scene and stay out of traffic.  Leaving the scene unprotected and going in and out of moving cars will get you killed, no matter how much shiny suit we plaster on you.

Be safe people,

HM

PD is on scene – The Crossover

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Our old pal Motorcop approached me asking if we could jump the fence from time to time and have a chance to share with the other crowd.  So today he launches “the Crossover” a chance for him to address fire and EMS folk, while I have a chance to talk directly to his law enforcement officer types.

Kind of a digital cross training experiment where we can air our differences and issues in a friendly way.

If you have something you want the law enforcement crowd to know, send the topic to MC and see if he’ll host with you too.

Here he is, the Po-Po a Go-Go, the guy you don’t want to see in your mirror, Mr Motorcop himself!

Greetings, fellow first responders!

I’m your local law enforcer, MotorCop (MC for short), and I’m happy to have the opportunity to chat with you briefly at the world famous HMHQ.  Thanks to my good friend, Happy, for agreeing to The Crossover!  It’s our aim to commandeer one another’s site on a monthly basis.

Prior to jumping into it, let me start by saying I grew up in the Fire Service (Dad retired as a Captain), so I’ve always had a soft spot for you all.  That being said, I’ve got a bone to pick with you…

Now, I’ll be the fist to say, no one likes the images a scene like the above bring to mind.  Unless those happen to be a pair of your kicks, it’s safe to say none of us knows what happened in the above photo; however, it probably wasn’t the aftermath of a good time.

So, what is our collective function when we arrive before the crime scene tape is strewn across the area?  I think we can agree the main job is first to treat the injured and prevent further injury.  After that, our respective jobs diverge and that’s the topic I want to address to you today.

I’m not a medic.  I’m not a doc or a nurse or even a f’n podiatrist.  Consequently, I only know the basics of first aid.  Ready?  Here it is, “Fire’s one the way, pal!  Hold on!”  That statement is quickly followed by, “Who did this?  What happened?”  Of course, I’m rehashing a long standing joke about PD and our ability to render aid, but inside the joke is the key to our differences.  My job is to find the bad guy.  Yours is to save the victim.

Often, our two jobs…jobs that one would think would dovetail nicely…butt heads like two big horn sheep.  We on the blue side of things (sometimes) affectionately refer to you on the red side of things as the Evidence Eradication Team.  Y’all pull up in your pretty red engine with your shiny reflective turnouts looking cool for all the swooning women.  The problem?  You parked the aforementioned engine right over my fuckin’ evidence (be it shell casings, skid marks, etc).  You swoop in, scoop up, and bounce…usually leaving God knows what kind of medical flotsam and jetsam strewn about.

I’ve always hated it when people just bitch for bitching sake.  So, let’s talk about solutions.  Let’s start by saying there is typically a communication breakdown at the scene.  For example, a couple weeks ago, I was first on scene at a fully-involved house fire.  Within a matter of minutes, a veritable army of firefighters arrived.  Instead of me milling about and possibly getting in the way, I found the firefighter with the shiniest helmet and cleanest gear and said, “Hey, Chief, what do you need from us?”  Then, I got the hell out of the way and let you kids do your thing.

Is there any harm in either of us doing that for the other?  If it’s an obvious fire call (medical, fire, etc.) and you just need traffic control, just ask (if I haven’t already).  If it’s an obvious PD call (crime, collision, etc.), before you cruise on up and park next to the wrecked vehicle or injured party, stop and think about where you’re about to park that big ass boat you’re driving.

I’m not asking you to compromise the care an injured party may need…but you guys get paid to work out for crying out loud, you can swing walking an extra couple hundred feet. All I ask is for a little scene integrity.  What if it were your wife, sister, mother, brother, friend that was hurt or worse?  If that person were beyond your help, you’d need us to solve the crime.  It’s hard to accomplish that with tainted and/or destroyed evidence.

All I’m looking for is a little mutual cooperation.  We’ve both got big egos and sometimes that gets in the way of seeing things a little more clearly.    We can keep up the jokes about us eating donuts (which is true…love me some donuts) and you folks getting comfy in your La-Z-Boys (also true…I’ve been in a House a time or two).  But, when it comes to the job, what say we both try to be more mindful about what the other may or may not need from us.

Thanks for your consideration.  It is well appreciated!  Drop me a line at motorcop1@gmail.com or head on over to the blog and say hello!

See you at the next crash…

Bernie, Erma’s Brother

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We all have those addresses that get our blood boiling.  The one you know by heart.  When the address comes over the radio we can recite the person’s name, social security number and even their first 4 medications.

For me the new address, since there are folks like this in every area, is causing me more headaches than it should.

The first time I met Bernie (Bernie is Erma Fishbiscuit’s brother. Yes, I’ve added to the Glossary of Terms! Found under the Who is HM tab) he was sitting in bed, unbathed for weeks, arguing with his home health care worker about how short of breath he was and that she can’t leave him yet.  Bernie didn’t want his daily companion to leave.

Unfortunately Bernie didn’t let the care taker do anything much for him when she is there.

He won’t let her change the bedding.

He won’t let her cook him food, he’d rather snack all day.

He won’t let her clean up the room he is in for fear she will steal something.

The poor care taker sits and watches him slowly dying simply because he won’t let her help.

So here we are on a code 3 dispatch, ambulance trailing because Bernie won’t let anyone under the rank of MD help him.  But what can we as Paramedics and EMTs do?

When Bernie and I start to have an honest discussion about quitting smoking, or at least agreeing to walk the length of the apartment to get his smokes each day, he demands transport, spinning yarns about how long they will keep him there.

We all know he’ll be home tonight, if not this afternoon, right back where he started.

The care giver knows she should be doing more, but is a frail thing and if she and Bernie got into a shoving match, we’ll be here for her instead of him.

Bernie refuses to listen to reason.

“I have asthma” he tells me.

“You smoke too much” I tell him noting the stench from the nearby overflowing ashtray sitting on the oxygen machine.

“You’re no doctor, what do you know?” I’m challenged.

“No, not a Doctor, but I don’t need to be one to see what you’re doing to yourself” he hears.

The private ambulance company is more than happy to take him in since he has private insurance and I am once again reminded why my premiums keep going up.

The health care practitioners at the scene, the ones most experienced to make a determination of most appropriate resources for this person, are powerless to effect change in this situation.

We could call his insurance company and ask them to send more people.

We could ask them to send a counselor to discuss with Bernie the importance of taking their advice.

Calling Adult Protective Services might bring a case worker out in a few weeks, but we’ll have been there dozens of times by then.

Bernie doesn’t want our help, just a ride.

On our most recent visit, I moved his pack of cigarettes to the other side of the room and reminded him of the real possibility that he will kill himself AND others while smoking on oxygen.

Then I helped him to the cot and along to the ambulance for yet another treat and release at a not so local ER.

What can we do unless the system adjusts to let us assess, refer and release Bernie?  The insurance company, fire department and ambulance company could save 10s of thousands of dollars on one person each year.  And that’s just one person.

They need savings, I can offer tons.  So long as Bernie realizes that when the Paramedic arrives without an ambulance he isn’t getting an automatic taxi ride, then listens to what we have to say and becomes an active participant in his own health we all win, especially Bernie.

And Bernie is not one of the uneducated poor often blamed for EMS abuse, but one of the growing trouble spots in EMS.

Bernie is a baby boomer.

Name That Show Competition

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The competition to rename the Chronicles of EMS reality series is coming to a close, but you still have time to enter!  No purchase is necessary, just follow THIS LINK and register to be part of the Chronicles of EMS community and choose 2 names for the show.

And incase you forgot what the show is, here is the pilot episode of the Chronicles of EMS.

Chronicles of EMS – The Reality Series (Season 1 Episode 1) from Thaddeus Setla on Vimeo.

The winner will get full airfare and accommodations on a future episode of their choosing anywhere in the world!  And get to bring along their brand new ipad AND be a part of the show.

The contest closes July 10th, Saturday, so get over to Chroniclesofems.com and enter the name you want to see on TV when we finally start to share what we do with an unknowing world.

Happy Hour on Firefighter Netcast

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Tuesday night at 6pm Pacific time I’ll be taking over the Firefighter Netcast show LIVE on blogtalk radio.  You can call in at  (347) 327-9920  and join the chat room at the link below.


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As is usual with the Happy Hour Show I’ve got a few things I want to talk about so I’m taking over.

Some topics discussed may include:

PPV fans

Crew size

Officer experience

Rural vs Urban and many many more.  But since it’s a live call in show, YOU can ask me about what you want to talk about.

See you on the radio!

Brilliant…just brilliant

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This new podcast has been mentioned all over the interwebs machine, but it just keeps getting better every week.

Confessions of an EMS Newbie

Explosives, not fireworks

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Happy 4th of July everyone, the day we set aside to celebrate declaring our independence from the British.  Although a recent poll shows 26% of those polled are unsure of even that fact, I’m sure every one of them will partake in an explosives display of one kind or another.

On the buildings that make them (they are separated for safety) are numerous warnings of the dangers of explosives.

On  the truck that delivered them is this placard:

But when unboxed and put on display they take on the exciting title of “fire work.”

If you would like to celebrate explosives, a more appropriate day is September 21, the birth date of the inventor of TNT Alfred Nobel.

Today on the 4th of July we are celebrating the signing of a document.  I believe most of those who will be setting off explosives deep into the night have no idea what that document says or that it had been voted on 2 days earlier.  Thankfully, some will know it very well.

Yes, we voted for independence on July 2nd.  The document wasn’t ready until the 4th when all copies could be signed together.  Even this date is now in dispute and many historians believe it was actually signed in early August.

Perhaps we should be celebrating when King George III received the news we declared independence?

What about September 3rd, the anniversary of the signing of the Treaty of Paris, which ended the Revolutionary War, or at least led to the two sides exchanging the final documents a year later??

But I like the 4th, it’s kind of in the middle of everything that seemed to be happening back then, but I am against setting off explosives to celebrate it.  That’s just me.  If explosions are more your style, please enjoy them safely and don’t let children partake in the activity.

Deja vu? Vuja de?

How many of those 26% believe this is what it looked like I wonder?

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Yellow Tape

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Davig Konig got me fired up.  Thank you, Sir.

Once a week a person is shot, stabbed, raped, dumped and discarded.  This is the basis behind the #1 show on television, CSI.

In the first 45 minutes of the hit series LOST, over 10 people are sucked out of an airplane traveling at 30,000 feet.  Dozens more plummeted to the ocean where they likely died horrible deaths, if they were still conscious.

Every few weeks folks gather around the TV to watch two men beat each other as hard as they can until one is knocked out or gives up.

So why is this compilation of realistic deaths and injuries, some of them real, such a “shocker” or “Warning! Not Safe for Work?”

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I have concluded it is because the yellow tape is missing.

When we settle down on the couch for another hour of solving crimes and beating other people, we expect it.  We set time aside.  If, on the off chance, we catch a story on the news, the camera crew has arrived, the scene has been sterilized (sheet over the body, cameras moved back) and the yellow tape is up.

That yellow tape seems to be the “be warned” “not safe for work” disclaimer, since so few people get to see what happens before the tape goes up.

As someone who specializes in crisis management prior to the magic tape’s arrival, watching videos of persons getting into the situations that require my attention still gives me the shivers.  And I know what to expect.

But this series of images should shock us no more than the folks raped and murdered every night on TV should.  The clips should not ruin our day or make us cry any more than the folks sucked out of the airplane on LOST, beaten in a ring or dramatized in some other fashion.

No, I think the reason these images bother so many people is because Hollywood has gone out of their way to make death, murder, rape and a host of other horrible things romantic and exciting.

This clip reel shows death is cold, hard and sudden.  It isn’t always dramatic, or fantastic, but sometimes just happens when you least expect it.

“It’ll never happen to me,” some will say and I’ll believe you, until you’re in my ambulance, or worse, I have to write your chart waiting for the medical examiner.  So many people are used as examples of “I shouldn’t be alive” or “I was one of the lucky ones” which only reinforces the belief in others that they can be the lucky ones too.

These clips should be shown on national television during the shows that show worse things.  In between murders on Law and Order, perhaps a message about the real dangers of not being buckled in.  Those crash test dummies we had a few years back didn’t do a thing as far as I can tell.

Perhaps we need our day “ruined” by images like this from time to time and maybe we’ll start to wear our seat belts, slow down and learn to take precautions to be safe.

Or it will backfire and people will become desensitized to collisions the same way they have to shootings, rape and assault.

I think it’s a chance that needs to be taken.

And don’t try to blame a political philosophy for being too “touchy feely” or PC, like I said, these images are all over TV as it is, have been for decades, I just want some real public service announcements.  Less about staying in school and more about staying in your seat belt could go a long way.

Sunday Fun – Staying Motivated

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I found more motivational posters to share: