I’m losing it.
Back in 2009 I was the #3 google result for “strippers and cocaine” because of this post I wrote bout, you guessed it, strippers and cocaine.
But since then I have fallen in the ranks, at first because of the Hangover Movie franchise and now because of some banker who stole $2.1 million and spent it on, you guessed it, strippers and cocaine.
Do me a favor, sneak over to the google machine and search “strippers and cocaine” and let’s get me back on the first page where I belong.
Make my Mom proud!