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CKEMTP’s toilet needs your vote

Now that I have your attention…

EMS 2.0 co-creator and noted ginger Chris Kaiser (CKEMTP) from Life Under the Lights is having a bit of trouble with his toilet.  Well, washroom, well…oh dear Lord, let me just show you the picture.

Damn, Kaiser, that sink alone makes me question our friendship.  And is that duct tape in the shower?  My God man…

Thing is folks, Kaiser has a chance to make things better.  He has been entered in an online contest to win a bathroom remodel that will take the abomination in that photo and turn it into something he can be proud to…well…um…use.

Many of us have been voting for him but he needs your help.  One of the competitors may be trying to buy votes from voting farms (No, I didn’t make that up) in Korea or parts unknown.  Since I’m the closest thing EMS has to a Kim Jong Un I am blegging you to help one of our own before I call in Dennis Rodman.


Follow THIS LINK and vote.  Then come back to HMHQ tomorrow and click the link to vote again.  You can vote once per day.  Yes you have to log in to the site, but only the first time.


CK is a brave man to even post that picture.  Now imagine the shame if he doesn’t win and we all know his bathroom still looks like that.


Get voting!

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  1. Little Girl March 16, 2013 9:16 pm

    “closest thing EMS has to a Kim Jong Un” – that one sentence made me burst out in laughter – Thank you Oh Great One!!

    • mpatk March 17, 2013 1:05 am

      I suppose it’s better than us all being Kelly Grayson’s flying monkeys

  2. Ckemtp March 17, 2013 1:04 pm

    Hey! My bathroom may be ugly… it may be unsafe and have some duct tape holding the wall together in a futile attempt to serve as waterproofing for the shower… and it may have a floor that is peeling up… and that pink loofa on the cold water handle MAY be a functional loofa because if it’s not there the faucet handle shoots cold water on your legs while you shower which is very disconcerting… but at least it’s ugly!

    Oh, that’s what you said? Oh… well, then you’re right.

    This means a lot to my family. This is our only bathroom for a family of 4 and our son needs a functional bathroom that fits his needs. I would never normally ask for this… but I can’t pass up the chance to win something that will help our family out so much. Thank you for posting my shame of a lavatory and thank you to everyone who votes. It means a lot. Really, a lot. I’ve been humbled (yeah, me. Humbled. Who woulda thought?) and overwhelmed by all of the support. It’s amazing. Thank you!

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