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Chronicles of EMS Caption Contest

All right all you twitter folk, I heard your call for the contest and I’m stepping up.

We’re having ourselves a little caption contest.

Mr Setla, my producer, and ninja trainer, over at the Chronicles of EMS posted some teaser photos of a brand new series in the works called Chronicles of EMS: A Seat at the Table.  This new web series is an exciting project we’re working on to open up the dialogue in our profession in a way that’s never been done before.

As a result, we’ve been testing and experimenting with topics, light and film and this photo is a screen shot of one of those tests.frumpydumples

So you’re wondering what I’m saying?  Let’s hear it.  Caption this photo.

CONTEST RULES

  • You can comment as many times as you like and offer as many entries as you like.
  • All entries must be here at the Happy Medic blog in the comments of this post.
  • I am the judge and will choose the one that makes me the happiest.
  • Entries must be made before 10 PM pacific time February 11th
  • The winning caption will be announced immediately after the premiere of the Chronicles of EMS pilot episode which airs at 5 PM Pacific on February 12th.
  • The winner will receive a Chronicles of EMS T-shirt to be supplied by me.
  • You MUST be present at the premiere or in the chat room during the premiere to claim your prize.
  • This contest is void where prohibited by law or llama, whichever comes first.
  • Foul language will not get you eliminated, but may be difficult to explain to your mother when the shirt arrives in the mail.
  • There is no cost to enter, but if you must, donate to the CoEMS cause.
  • The winner will also be invited to be a special guest on the new Chronicles of EMS:A Seat at the Table series in Northern California.  I’ll invite you, you just have to get here.

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  1. John Broyles January 27, 2010 5:10 am

    Yes, this is my invisible bowl of popcorn and no, you can’t have any!

  2. Anonymous January 27, 2010 5:34 am

    “Take my hands, Ted. Don’t be scared. I shall lead you to EMS 2.0, The Promiseland…”

  3. John Broyles January 27, 2010 1:10 am

    Yes, this is my invisible bowl of popcorn and no, you can't have any!

  4. theroaddoctor January 27, 2010 1:34 am

    “Take my hands, Ted. Don't be scared. I shall lead you to EMS 2.0, The Promiseland…”

  5. Anonymous January 27, 2010 6:55 am

    So, sure enough, when we got to the hospital, the guy really had swallowed a fish “THIS BIG!”

  6. ryancp January 27, 2010 2:55 am

    So, sure enough, when we got to the hospital, the guy really had swallowed a fish “THIS BIG!”

  7. Anonymous January 27, 2010 8:25 am

    I want them nice, perky, round and at least a D-cup doctor!

  8. roadtoparamedic January 27, 2010 4:25 am

    I want them nice, perky, round and at least a D-cup doctor!

  9. Anonymous January 27, 2010 11:13 am

    “…and you just grab the udders with both hands, and pull from the top down. It’s not as easy as opening a carton, but it’s FAR more satisfying.”

  10. chalatso January 27, 2010 7:13 am

    “…and you just grab the udders with both hands, and pull from the top down. It's not as easy as opening a carton, but it's FAR more satisfying.”

  11. Greg Friese January 27, 2010 2:43 pm

    Ted, just let me say one more thing about frumpydumples

  12. Greg Friese January 27, 2010 10:43 am

    Ted, just let me say one more thing about frumpydumples

  13. Anonymous January 27, 2010 3:46 pm

    “…haven’t you heard? MC’s stones are huge, man!”

  14. motorcop January 27, 2010 11:46 am

    “…haven't you heard? MC's stones are huge, man!”

  15. Steven January 27, 2010 5:09 pm

    So that’s why you should never eat fajitas within 12 hours of your shift.

  16. Steven January 27, 2010 5:14 pm

    I finally went to the doctor after they got this big.

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  18. Steven January 27, 2010 1:09 pm

    So that's why you should never eat fajitas within 12 hours of your shift.

  19. Steven January 27, 2010 1:14 pm

    I finally went to the doctor after they got this big.

  20. MsParamedic January 27, 2010 8:15 pm

    Ted, I’ve got an offer you can’t refuse…

    • Anonymous January 27, 2010 10:08 pm

      I thought he looked like The Godfather a bit too…

  21. msparamedic January 27, 2010 4:15 pm

    Ted, I've got an offer you can't refuse…

  22. EMT Tom January 27, 2010 9:29 pm

    “…just HAD to feel them…”

  23. EMT Tom January 27, 2010 5:29 pm

    “…just HAD to feel them…”

  24. theroaddoctor January 27, 2010 6:08 pm

    I thought he looked like The Godfather a bit too…

  25. irishmedic January 28, 2010 12:22 am

    For gods sakes Ted I’m a Paramedic not a cab driver

  26. Anonymous January 28, 2010 12:51 am

    So she’s all, “Do medics give free breast exams?” and I’m all “Well, now that you mention it…”

  27. Medic999 January 28, 2010 1:06 am

    Its a bit of an ‘in joke’ but :

    So Gina said “Hey Chris!… You forgot these!!”

    Muu Ha ha ha ha ha !!

  28. Medic999 January 28, 2010 1:07 am

    ” Yeah, so, like when I went to the UK, honestly Ted, they had frumpydumples THIS BIG “

  29. Medic999 January 28, 2010 1:09 am

    ” Look at these hands my child, and weep at the power of healing held in them! ”

  30. Medic999 January 28, 2010 1:10 am

    “So, anyway, I forgot to wear my gloves……..”

  31. Medic999 January 28, 2010 1:13 am

    “And when we picked him up off the floor, I swear there was a turd this big underneath him!”

    (Urrgh, I think I just swallowed some sick!!)

  32. Medic999 January 28, 2010 1:17 am

    And lo, I delievered a shiny new iPad to Ninja Master Setla. His trusted iPhone was thrown to the waste lands never to be seen again.

  33. irishmedic January 27, 2010 8:22 pm

    For gods sakes Ted I'm a Paramedic not a cab driver

  34. jrsemt January 28, 2010 1:37 am

    I really, really, can’t remember the next step of the Macarena!

  35. Ambulance_Driver January 27, 2010 8:51 pm

    So she's all, “Do medics give free breast exams?” and I'm all “Well, now that you mention it…”

  36. Medic999 January 27, 2010 9:06 pm

    Its a bit of an 'in joke' but :

    So Gina said “Hey Chris!… You forgot these!!”

    Muu Ha ha ha ha ha !!

  37. Medic999 January 27, 2010 9:07 pm

    ” Yeah, so, like when I went to the UK, honestly Ted, they had frumpydumples THIS BIG “

  38. Medic999 January 27, 2010 9:09 pm

    ” Look at these hands my child, and weep at the power of healing held in them! “

  39. Medic999 January 27, 2010 9:10 pm

    “So, anyway, I forgot to wear my gloves……..”

  40. Medic999 January 27, 2010 9:13 pm

    “And when we picked him up off the floor, I swear there was a turd this big underneath him!”

    (Urrgh, I think I just swallowed some sick!!)

  41. Medic999 January 27, 2010 9:17 pm

    And lo, I delievered a shiny new iPad to Ninja Master Setla. His trusted iPhone was thrown to the waste lands never to be seen again.

  42. Cassius January 28, 2010 2:37 am

    He was breathing a minute ago……..

  43. jrsemt January 27, 2010 9:37 pm

    I really, really, can't remember the next step of the Macarena!

  44. Cassius January 27, 2010 10:37 pm

    He was breathing a minute ago……..

  45. Paul G January 28, 2010 3:56 am

    …the baby popped out into my hands and all I could think about was getting my stork pin!

  46. Paul G January 27, 2010 11:56 pm

    …the baby popped out into my hands and all I could think about was getting my stork pin!

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  48. Ethan January 28, 2010 7:09 pm

    “So I was holding the baby, and I looked at the mother and I said ‘You called 911…for this?”

    • the Happy Medic January 30, 2010 5:39 am

      Using the name of the old blog gets you 1,000,000 points

      • Ethan February 3, 2010 8:53 pm

        Sorry to prove that I’m behind the times, but what is the address for the Chronicles of EMS chat room? I’d like to visit sometime.

  49. Ethan January 28, 2010 3:09 pm

    “So I was holding the baby, and I looked at the mother and I said 'You called 911…for this?”

  50. Taylor P January 28, 2010 10:20 pm

    “Four cars in the driveway and they called 911? For that?”

  51. Taylor P January 28, 2010 6:20 pm

    “Four cars in the driveway and they called 911? For that?”

  52. Starblade January 29, 2010 9:19 am

    “…and then I grabbed his arse like this…”

  53. Starblade January 29, 2010 5:19 pm

    “…and then I grabbed his arse like this…”

  54. Starblade January 29, 2010 1:19 pm

    “…and then I grabbed his arse like this…”

  55. Anonymous January 29, 2010 9:18 pm

    She’s got HUGE… tracts of land, boy!

    • the Happy Medic January 30, 2010 12:35 am

      Old college room mates get 10 extra points

      • Anonymous January 30, 2010 12:38 am

        woo-hoo!! T.I.T Bra!! ;o) — sheesh, haven’t said that in a loooong time!

  56. cjordan January 29, 2010 5:18 pm

    She's got HUGE… tracts of land, boy!

  57. Anonymous January 30, 2010 12:32 am

    So here there I was on my Coast Guard Cutter……All of those lives in MY hands!!!

    • the Happy Medic January 30, 2010 12:36 am

      Old partner/supervisors/now Battalion Chiefs get -10 points

    • DMFC January 30, 2010 5:57 am

      Too soon Pepsi, too soon!

  58. rrfr820 January 29, 2010 8:32 pm

    So here there I was on my Coast Guard Cutter……All of those lives in MY hands!!!

  59. the Happy Medic January 29, 2010 8:35 pm

    Old college room mates get 10 extra points

  60. the Happy Medic January 29, 2010 8:36 pm

    Old partner/supervisors/now Battalion Chiefs get -10 points

  61. cjordan January 29, 2010 8:38 pm

    woo-hoo!! T.I.T Bra!! ;o) — sheesh, haven't said that in a loooong time!

  62. the Happy Medic January 30, 2010 1:39 am

    Using the name of the old blog gets you 1,000,000 points

  63. the Happy Medic January 30, 2010 1:39 am

    Including old DJ memories, -8.75 points

  64. DMFC January 30, 2010 1:57 am

    Too soon Pepsi, too soon!

  65. Andrew Garcia January 30, 2010 8:36 pm

    The VA diagnosed me with Fibromyalgia. So I need to go there they have all my records.

  66. Andrew Garcia January 30, 2010 4:36 pm

    The VA diagnosed me with Fibromyalgia. So I need to go there they have all my records.

  67. Ethan February 1, 2010 6:17 pm

    “So I looked at the guy, and I said ‘On the one hand, I could run you into the hosital for that lump on your head. It would take up a lot of my time, and you’d take up a lot of resources at the ER. On the other hand, I could also just hit that lump with my Hazardous Materials Placards Book and flatten it out, which would be quicker and cheaper for you, and FAR more satisfying for me.'”

  68. Ethan February 1, 2010 2:17 pm

    “So I looked at the guy, and I said 'On the one hand, I could run you into the hosital for that lump on your head. It would take up a lot of my time, and you'd take up a lot of resources at the ER. On the other hand, I could also just hit that lump with my Hazardous Materials Placards Book and flatten it out, which would be quicker and cheaper for you, and FAR more satisfying for me.'”

  69. Ethan February 3, 2010 3:53 pm

    Sorry to prove that I'm behind the times, but what is the address for the Chronicles of EMS chat room? I'd like to visit sometime.

  70. Anonymous February 10, 2010 5:50 pm

    So, she says to me: “Here, hold my melons while I get my bottle of Prozac”.

  71. tb67 February 10, 2010 12:50 pm

    So, she says to me: “Here, hold my melons while I get my bottle of Prozac”.

  72. Anonymous February 10, 2010 5:52 pm

    First of all, I couldn’t believe they just fell out! And since I had them in my hands anyway, OF COURSE I had to jiggle them…..

  73. tb67 February 10, 2010 12:52 pm

    First of all, I couldn't believe they just fell out! And since I had them in my hands anyway, OF COURSE I had to jiggle them…..

  74. Fiona Baynham February 10, 2010 7:13 pm

    …. just accept it … I AM ruggedly handsome. Next question please …

  75. Fiona Baynham February 10, 2010 2:13 pm

    …. just accept it … I AM ruggedly handsome. Next question please …

  76. Anonymous February 10, 2010 8:01 pm

    It wasn’t in our protocol . . . but I had to . . .

  77. beth19 February 10, 2010 3:01 pm

    It wasn't in our protocol . . . but I had to . . .

  78. tb67 February 10, 2010 5:50 pm

    So, she says to me: “Here, hold my melons while I get my bottle of Prozac”.

  79. tb67 February 10, 2010 5:52 pm

    First of all, I couldn't believe they just fell out! And since I had them in my hands anyway, OF COURSE I had to jiggle them…..

  80. Fiona Baynham February 10, 2010 7:13 pm

    …. just accept it … I AM ruggedly handsome. Next question please …

  81. beth19 February 10, 2010 8:01 pm

    It wasn't in our protocol . . . but I had to . . .

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