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Zombie Apocalypse Secured

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I hope you enjoyed my little zombie attack fun.  This started as a joke about how zombies are slinking into every corner of modern culture, even pin up calendars, but then evolved when I got an email from one of my dispatcher friends.

It seems that in their down time, at home off the clock of course, they developed an entire dispatch prompt card in case of a zombie attack.  They gave it the title of Card 37 and it even has all the leading questions like “Is the zombie still present.”

I laughed and laughed, then thought something like tonight’s experiment might be fun.  So read through the posts again, but this time with a fresh double double and a honey curler or chocolate glazed donut and know that when this really does happen, they’ll be ready.

last of the zombies

Also a special thanks to the flash mob in San Francisco back in ’07 for all the great zombie action, and the respective photographers for braving the throngs of the undead to bring us those images.  You can click on each one to link through to the credits should you so choose.

Hope you had fun following along and had a safe Halloween!  Now go change your smoke detector batteries.

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Something is changing

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The dull grunting from the past hours has changed into something oddly familiar, but it made me laugh.

“Brains.”  They’re chanting “brains!”

Oh, and I’m alone now.  I am the only survivor from my initial 10 man response to the 37B2 at the Macy’s all those hours ago.

Since then I have learned that the coding system goes all the way from 37A1 “Unconfirmed bite, no bleeding” to a 37D4 “Multiple zombie attack.”  The dispatches, however, stopped about 30 minutes ago, now there are scattered updates from survivors, some under attack far across the City.

Radio and TV stopped working, all I have is this iphone 3g and the battery is getting low.  I have only a polaski wildland tool and a 5.5 ET tube (don’t ask) to defend myself.  The 5.5 is a handy weapon if you can control it, you know.

If I can’t figure something out soon, I’m giving up.

Send donuts!

HM

Chinatown is a trap!

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My God!

This truly is an apocalypse.  A zombie apocalypse.  Forget 2012, this is happening now.

We made it to the overpass just in time it turns out.  They were overrun as we pulled up, the carnage was … bad.  Like every Saw movie playing on the same screen and you have front row seats.

The boss heard of folks hiding on the rooftops of Chinatown, but it’s a trap!  Hundreds of zombies were waiting for us when we pulled up, they spilled out of Grant street and across Bush to get us, but we were able to speed down the hill, back towards Market.
still more zombies

We think heading for the waterfront and the fire boat might be a good idea, if it’s still there.

Aim for the neck,

HM

We’re out!

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We escaped the basement of the Macy’s a little bit ago and are now mobile.  I grabbed a 3g iphone off a dead guy and can update from here now.  What is frightening is the last picture I found on it:

more zombies

This was taken sometime ago, we are still hearing dispatches of a “37D4 multiple zombie attack.”   How do they already have a code for this?  Where did this come from?  What is a 37A1? A guy with an itch?

It appears the zombies now control the trains and buses.

Luckily a large number of survivors are gathering atop a freeway onramp, we’re headed there now.  The engine is tearing through traffic, knocking down the undead as we go.  They refuse to yield.  Even undead they can’t hear the siren apparently.

I’ll send the exact location when we get there,

BE SAFE!

Terror

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We have been in this basement an hour and we’re wondering what is going on.  Thank goodness the wireless and cell signals are still working.

The truck company decided to make a run for it, I don’t think they made it.  We now hear axes pounding against our hastily constructed barricade.  Poor guys probably never saw the stairs.

We’re hearing more reports of assaults over the radio, all over the City.  We’re hearing codes like 37D4, 37C3 and others we never knew existed.  There was a radio all call with a message from the Chief a little bit ago advising us the bridges were closed into and out of San Francisco.  Can anyone confirm this?  Are we alone in this terror?

We’re hoping to get out of here, we have no food and no water.

What is happening?

The attacks have started

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I’m writing this to you from the shelter of a secondary command post we have assembled in the basement of the Macy’s Union Square.  Halloween used to be about candy and kids dressed as their favorite Muppet, but tonight things are different.  The City has always been known for wild street parties on this night, but soon after sundown, the reports came in and they came in fast.

Engine and Medic 99 were sent on a 37B2.  Anyone else notice that the numbers usually stopped at 33?

A 37B2 turns out to be an “Unconfirmed zombie bite, bleeding controlled.”  My God, they were ready for it.

When we arrived on scene there were 4 victims in the lobby, one still viable, when we were attacked by a dozen people.  Their clothes tattered, blood everywhere, the stench of rotting flesh all about them.  We quickly ran and found refuge in the basement where we are in contact via telephone with the main command post on Treasure Island.

We are scared, but we are safe.  Is anyone else experiencing this?

I grabbed this pic just before we got inside.  I thought it was a joke.

zombies

I’ll send more when I know more.

HM

My Preconceptions of UK EMS

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I’ve been debating whether to address this topic in video form or in writing, and have clearly made the right decision.  Although I think my feelings could be well captured by a blank stare and a hunch of the shoulders.

I have no clue what to expect when I travel to ride with Medic999 in Newcastle in 2 weeks time.   What I can tell you is that I can not wait to see the fast car response model in action.  I am not hoping it to fail or succeed, I just want to see it from Mark’s perspective.  To get around all the political and administrative desires and get to the nuts and bolts of patient care from a car.

But, to be fair, I do have a few things in mind as to what I might be in store for culture wise.

First, everyone up there sounds like that Brad Pitt character from Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

B. They eat tomatoes and beans for breakfast.  I remember this from my trip to London a while back.  I’m a coffee guy.

Then, all the emergency vehicles are covered front and back with reflective stripes, as well as the responders.

Fourthly, people will be waiting in line to be seen at the doctor’s and emergency rooms because of the socialized healt…wait, no that’s here under the current model.  Sorry.

The Queen will meet me at the airport, or perhaps one of the princes.  They do travel with quite the group of lovely ladies.

The Radio 1 show, Chris Boyles, I’ve been listening to will be on at a completely different time.

There will be a lot of beer drinking.

Well, when in Rome…

We’ll get to the Italian system in a few years, let’s focus on NEAS for now, eh?

By the way, follow along on the Project at our exclusive flickr feed and youtube channel, where the visiting Paramedic will be doing a nightly video update as to the activities and lessons learned for that day.  Be sure to double check that you are following @ukmedic999 and @thehappymedic on twitter and look for us on Facebook.  Point being, the jet lag may cause us to post sporadically in different places, so stay vigilant.

We can’t wait to give this a go and are so glad so many of you are following along.  As far as Mark mentioning this trend of Photo Requests, I’m keen if we can get some kind of donations going for a local cause.

I’ll look into it some more.

The rule of threes

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Not in reference to photography, or that celebrities seem to die in threes. (Except for Billy Mayes, he gave us the fourth one absolutely free…too soon?)

No this post is about three things.  Three lists of three things I think you should know.

I will wait until I have three things to tell you about three things before making a new list of threes.

List 1 of 3 – People to invite to your class graduation.

1. Payroll

2. Supply Clerk

3. Assignments office

List 2 of 3 – Things you should have in your day bag.

1. Anti-diarrhea meds

2. Non-Drowsy Cough Suppressant

3. Paper Calendar

List 3 of 3 – Things in your safety gear.

1. Extra pair structural gloves

2. Extra pair safety goggles

3. 50′ bailout rope kit

The Handover – Volume 9

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Ben Yatzbaz, lead sleeper at The Insomniac’s Guide to Ambulances,  was this month’s host of the Handover, the EMS blog round up.  The theme this month was “Children should be seen and not hurt” and this collection will certainly change your mood.  If you need a reminder of the frailty of life and the power of human emotion, CLICK on over and have a read.  You’ll be glad you did.

And he included one of my posts, one of my usual, lighter memories.  One of these things is not like the other…

Next month’s Handover will be hosted by yours truly and will be compiled while I’m in England, so get your links in early.  The November theme will tie in loosely with the Thanksgiving holiday here in the States and will have the theme “Close Calls.”

I’m hoping to hear stories of when you, a family member or a patient cheated death, tricked the reaper, whatever you call it.  Drop me a link of a time you or they made it when the odds were against or the circumstances dire.  Then we can all discuss what we learned and how that event did or id not change our attitudes.

Thanks again Ben, now go and get some sleep.

You Make the Call…NBC’s TRAUMA

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ymtk-140x200EMS’s best bet at getting a foot in the door of the American household has died.

NBC announced the cancellation of their Drama TRAUMA, despite it being one of the better shows on the network right now.  They are likely watching the blogosphere and reading articles that were critical of the first episode and wondering how to cut their losses.  Hundreds signed onto a Facebook group demanding the show be canceled.  I asked those folks to submit story ideas or shut up.  But no one listens to me.

Here’s an idea NBC, keep the show on.

No, really, hear me out on this one.

You’re just starting to get there, the characters are finally starting to sound less like models and more like EMTs.  The accidents are more believable and I didn’t shout at the TV once last episode, and that’s saying something.

Sure it’s some writer’s dream of what EMS could be and not an accurate portrayal of EMS in San Francisco or any other City, but we know it’s only TV.  Maybe close down the helicopters and make the medics actually transport.  Show how we have to start IVs at 35 mph on City streets while keeping one eye on the V-tach and another on the airway.

Show at least a little something that will bring the industry, the administrations and, most importantly, the professionals you represent as your main characters behind your investment.  We don’t get excited by explosions and gore, that’s our business.  Imagine us making a show about TV executives, is 30 Rock accurate?

Somewhere in Iowa an EMT student watched wide eyed as someone like them was the center of a show.  A young woman in Florida now wants to be a Paramedic because of this show.  And a tired Paramedic in San Francisco enjoyed watching people dressed like him do some pretty cool stuff.

You canceled the show and now will fill it with some crappy sit-com reshuffled from the old Hollywood play list.  Or worse, another cop drama.  Enough with the cop dramas, we get it, they solve crimes.  You had the chance to show the public how EMS providers solve mysteries day in and day out.  Medical mysteries.  You had House, CSI, Law and Order and a pinch of Baywatch all rolled into one…and you flushed it.

Did NBC do the right thing?  You make the call.

TRAUMA is stable, but still critical, and so am I

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We’ve been watching for a while now and it seems the Producers of NBC’s TRAUMA may have been listening.

There are facebook groups calling for the show to be canceled?  Really, guys?  I can understand wanting to see another episode of Wife Swap, but this show is fun to watch, admit it.  Only about 20% of it is accurate, but then again…IT’S TV!

Aside from all the usual “But you went to Medical School” stuff and “I want to goto Medical School” (PS NBC – We all want to be Paramedics, not Doctors.  This job is not a stepping stone, it’s a real Profession) industry line, there is one glimmering gem in the show that keeps me coming back.

And no, it’s not “That hottie…um…” It’s Kevin Rankin’s character on Medic 78, Tyler Briggs.  The one on the right in the above picture, who looks like he has somewhere else to be.

We like Briggs because he has an inappropriate sense of humor, laughs when he shouldn’t, is always quick with a one liner and doesn’t freak out on emergency calls.  Last night I caught up on an episode, the one when they were looking for the bit of tongue in a crowd.  The back and forth with his partner was right out of a dozen jobs I worked.

“Why do I have to look for the tongue?”

“Because I’m the Paramedic, when you get that extra training, then you can stay here, but for now go look for it.”

Tell me you’ve never used that line on an EMT partner.  And then tell me one of your medics never used that on you back in the day.

Another interesting point to ponder is that we know nothing about Tyler other than his job.  We like that about him.  He has no baggage, no side story, nothing to distract us from him as a caregiver.  Perfect character so far NBC, now just do that over and over again and you’ll be all set.

One other suggestion, while I’m at it.  Show us less of how the accident happened.  Most of the intrigue of this job, and I think your viewers like about detective shows, is that we’re dispatched and arrive on scene not knowing what happened.  Let your viewers share in the discovery with the crews as they arrive on scene and have to figure out what happened.  All the pauses to see the lead up to an accident cuts into the flow of the show.

That being said, I am enjoying it for a number of reasons.  First and foremost, we finally have Paramedics back in the public eye.  Most may not like the manner in which it is being done, but I’ll take what I can get.  Second, it really is entertaining when you just let it be a TV show and stop whining that “We don’t do that” and “That looks so fake.”  So is most of television these days.  Thirdly, I like seeing my friends and co-workers in the background and with bit parts as firefighters in the background.  And personal props to an Lt from 13 for wearing a truck helmet in a recent episode.  That’s the one with the red and white panels painted.

Keep watching, friends, keep watching.  The show is improving from it’s odd beginning of sex in the rig (Gasp, no!) and ambulances taken to the park for beers (Eek!) and moving towards keeping the show about the service and the calls and less about the home lives of the characters.

Tyler Briggs is a success story in my book, don’t change him a bit.

“Keep pissing me off and I’ll make you clean this rig for a month” he is told be his medic.

In a great deadpan he responds like any EMT would:

“I already clean this rig.”

This actor paid attention on his ride-alongs.

Well, this’ll be another fun commute.

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I had wanted to share this as it happened, but alas, I was still in the closet.  But over the labor Day Weekend my commute goes from 40 minutes to close to an hour and a half as I have to go around the San Francisco Bay Bridge.  Not as glamorous as her sister the Golden Gate, she does her fair share of moving over 1/4 million cars a day from the City to all points east.

Over the holiday they replaced a giant section of the bridge in what is, in the end, a rebuilding of the almost 80 year old giant.

Late last night, amidst high winds, part of the bridge broke, damaging three cars causing one person to be injured and closing the bridge until further notice.  That’s pretty big around here.

The winds have been intense, gusting to a billiondy(HM jr’s word), causing no power outages here at HMHQ, yet, and my satellite TV still works fine, but dang if it isn’t blustery out there.  So much so it is still unsafe to get the repairs on the bridge ironed out.  They have the parts, just waiting for the chance to get them in.

I go back to work Friday, fellas.  Make it my usual 40 minutes?

More on the big “Twang!” HERE

Hi…Fire Alarm

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blogengineIn the early 20th century most municipalities were encouraged by multiple fatality fires to take note of fire safety in public places.  Some of these ideas included not locking exit doors, marking said doors, building standpipes and installing high tech fire alarms.  But none of this matters if people ignore the bells and flashing lights when the alarms sound.

THE EMERGENCY

Automatic alarm activation at an elementary school

THE ACTION

I’ve only seen half a dozen actual fires in a school during the school day, one of those when I was a student.  Surprisingly, way back then, they didn’t activate the fire alarm evacuation, but instead chose to shelter the students in place.

Back to today.

I am  an imposing figure in full gear.  I have been known to scare small children visiting the firehouse when I am geared up.  When we arrive on the scene of a reported fire we take it seriously since most of our City is made of 100 year old wood and spaced 1/8″ apart.  The alarm bell is ringing and strobe lights flashing when the engine arrives.

The usual administrator, hand held radio to her ear, is meeting us at the alarm panel as our officer investigates the source of the alarm.  As he does that I hear the truck company arriving and grab another administrator, similar radio and stance and ask what I thought was an important question.

“Has the school been evacuated?”  All I was thinking about was back in 8th grade when they ignored the plan.

“Yes, it’s clear.” She tells me, and you already know where this story is going.

“General alarm, second floor” the officer calls out and I gather my tools and away I go.  I have my usual 40 lbs of turnout gear, helmet, 40 lb airpack, flat head axe and 10 gallon water can in hand.  My eyes are flying around the hallway looking for smoke, flames, a pulled hand alarm station or the tell tale red light on a smoke detector.  As my eyes are moving they come across a human form in the hallway who sees me and quickly turns away.

“Hi…Fire alarm, you need to evacuate the building.”  Maybe she didn’t hear me.

“Hi,” I reach her and look into the classroom directly in front of her. “Fire ala…Hi there, Fire Department, those lights and the alarm mean you need to leave the building,” I said to the half dozen adults and TWO CHILDREN sitting in the classroom.

“Oh, OK, we thought it was a false alarm, so-” she began, but I had no patience for the example they were setting.

“Now.  Down the steps to the front. Now, thank you.” I said with what I perceived as forceful, but kind.  Standing 6’3″, 6’8″ with helmet and all that gear, I hoped to put the fear of those trapped in the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory into them, but I likely only made them uneasy for a few minutes.

Back downstairs a few minutes later without signs of a fire, I inform the officer of the folks upstairs and he spun on a top to the administrators, radios still to their ears.

I didn’t hear the entire conversation, by choice, as I see people squirm enough in the ambulance, but I can only hope it was something out of an episode of Hell’s Kitchen.

I’m gonna need a playlist

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ihappyFor my trip to England in 3 weeks (Holy Project Batman!) I have been preparing all my nerd gear.  Laptop, iphone (Yes, i finally broke down and got one on my skimpy voice only T-Mobile plan) and assorted airplane distraction devices are being prepared, but my song list is lacking in anything new.

I think the last album I bought online was Laurie Berkner.  Those of you with children know what I’m talking about, those without, don’t even bother looking.

So, I have a request of all 3 of my loyal readers (minus Mrs HM and Mrs AC-Ma!).

Post a comment here with the artist and song title I should add to my playlist and I’ll torrent/download buy it from the itunes store, load it on the iphone and listen to it on the trip to see Medic 999 of 999medic.com in Newcastle.

Also include your twitter handle and I’ll send out tweets about the song and what I was doing when I listened to it.

Well, what song do I just HAVE to have for my trip?

Mark’s Orientation to the SFFD

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Mark,

and the entire interwebs,

I planned on writing a long post about the ins and outs of working in the City and County of San Francisco, but figured a mini-series might do better.

A few years back, film maker David Furtado with Tule Fog Productions, shot a webisode, webi…web…heck it looks like a real TV series, so I’m using “TV series” here in San Francisco.  It is called The Battalion.

Watch the pilot, then keep watching until you feel ready.  You can access the player through THIS link and click on the episodes on the right hand side, just start with episode 1.  I was not part of the filming at the time.

In a related piece of news, you can now follow the Battalion- the Series on twitter at @the_Battalion.  they’re currently trying to get the series on A&E in the states.  All of you drop by the site and have a link over to A&E and tell them to get more real firefighting shows on TV!

You Make the Call…Garden Apartments…What Happened

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You Make the CallA fire in these kind of apartment buildings can get away from us fast.  It is important to remember the flexibility of some of our more common leads and use them to our advantage.

Approaching the scene we were lucky enough to have a hydrant right out in front, so water supply was not an issue.  Hearing the unit was empty and seeing a large volume of fire from the door and window let us know that rescue will not be a primary concern at this fire.

A 150′ 1 3/4″ line was deployed and charged from the courtyard and trained at the doorway and the balcony directly outside.  If we’re going to get in there, that balcony needs to be protected from outside and cooled quickly to keep it from weakening.  As the firefighter opened that line, the officer and I stretched a 3″ line with a wye to the landing on the B side and stretched an apartment or “highrise” pack and called for water.  As we approached the doorway, the line in the courtyard shut down, but kept a good eye on us incase we needed to back out fast.  By the time we got past the first room, the smoke suddenly lifted and the room was light from above where the truck company had cut a hole.

The 3″ line served almost like a horizontal stand pipe and allowed us to get a large volume of water near the fire and gave us versatility to add another line there if needed.

If you said get a larger line and split it off, you made the right call.

Sunday Fun – And we’re walking, and we’re walking…

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the Angry Captain recently returned from spending my inheritance his well earned retirement in Washington DC and New York City.  He and Mrs AC(Ma!) had a wonderful time and were tech savvy enough to send constant updates via PDA to facebook.  The HM jrs also got a number of postcards in the mail, which still makes their eyes light up.

Angry, at first, sent photos of DC fire units responding or parked near his double decker tourist bus.  For those of you not in an area where these giant red buses block traffic on a regular basis, when you’re in the jump seat of your engine you’re just high enough for the folks up top to get a possibly embarrassing picture.

As the trip progressed they started posting pictures of the Tomb of the unknown Soldier, the Korean War Memorial and some other really emotional stuff.

Later, the NYC pics showed more fire apparatus, since they were right near E54 L4 in the theater district.  No surprise there.  Then they trekked to the Today show with giant posters so the grandchildren could pick them out and sure enough, there they were up front, signs clearly visible and Ann Curry talking to the folks next to them with no signs who were simply squealing.  Dang media.

But the reason I share this all with you is because no matter where we travel we seem to find ourselves passing by a firehouse or ambulance posted and want to say hello.  But what to do then?  Years ago I developed a walking tour of San Francisco that takes you around the original Station 1, Coit Tower, the fortune cookie factory, the building used to film Towering Inferno and a brief walk down the street where the great fire of 1906 decimated one side, but the firemen saved the other.  The difference in architecture is clear.

I’ve tested the walk on friends before, but the real test will be Mark when he arrives 2 weeks from today.  Hopefully it will go well and he’ll tell you all about it, with pictures.  If he approves it, I’ll post up a map and things to see so when you come to San Francisco you won’t be chasing sirens like I was in Chicago a few years back just to say hello and buy a T-shirt.

BUT – A few rules on visiting San Francisco Firehouses:

We do not trade patches on account of we don’t wear them.  Only the Ambulance EMTs and Paramedics and Firefighter/Paramedics wear patches, so if you ask to trade you’ll get an odd look and an offer to post your patch on their wall.  Most houses’ patch walls are quite elaborate with Station 2 having easily hundreds.

Lunch is at noon, dinner often at 7, so 1130-130 and coming by after 6 PM is not usually the best time to visit.

Each house has it’s own logo and T-shirts, sweatshirts etc.  We do not sell the official screen printed T-shirts in the stations, don’t ask.  Those are issued to us and us only.  But usually the members of the house are more than happy to show you their extensive collection of Company apparel.  Some houses even have websites like Station 1.

And I’ll leave you with a quick video so Mark can get ready for his engine time:

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That will be UK Paramedic Team Leader Mark Glencorse responding with Engine 13 (Engine 35 in this video) in a little over 2 weeks.  Are you ready Mark?

Notes from New Mexico

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I love coming back for this great Paramedic refresher.  Not only is it a positive environment, it encourages the students to become the teachers.  This refresher is often full and then there are even EMT-Basics sitting in to learn more.

This year had some great topics like Therapeutic Hypothermia, ECMO for hanta virus and H1N1, and some great A&P refreshers.  In addition we had visits from EMS vendors teaching about new products the local administration was wishing to implement.

During the King LT tube demonstration, I shared my views since we’ve been using it for a bit, then we broke out the mannequins and started to practice.  Since I was familiar with the device, I chose to dig through the box of tubes and LMAs the rep brought and found one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.

First, a special thanks to EMS Chief Paul Bearce and his staff at the Rio Rancho, NM Fire Department for another great learning experience.  Second, another special thanks to Trade Rep Carl Gilmore for making my month.

Carl brought this to class:

This is the King Industries AIRTRAQ Laryngoscope.  I get no re-imbursment from the company, I have no connection with the company or the rep other than to want to get this in my kit ASAP.

“Why?” you ask?  Because this will solve most of our “intubation problems”, (Aside from training and experience)

I pulled this out of the box of King tubes and wondered what it is.  I saw the ET guide on the side, a viewfinder and an on-off switch.  The next 40 minutes were golden.

This device allows the user to use a periscope style viewfinder to confirm visual placement of an endotracheal tube without having to lay on the ground, in vomit or blood, and wrench the upper airway into an unnatural position to place the ET.  Seems simple enough.  But what happens when you give us new toys?  We do our best to break them and see when they meet their match.

We took this thing on a ride the manufacturers could never have envisioned.

AirTraq

The concept is simple.   The device is shaped in such a manner that it curves sharply at the distal end in fashion with the bend at the posterior oropharynx.  At the end is a bright light and viewing area, next to that is the guide for the ET tube.  All you have to do is put this device in the mouth, pull up and you see the chords clearly.  Then just push the awaiting tube into the airway.  All this from above the patient instead of behind them, on the floor.

Seeming too simple, we performed CPR on the mannequin, and it worked.  No pausing for ET placement during CCR.  Then we performed bad CPR, with the head bobbing all around.  Hit it first try, no trouble at all. Everyone who tried had a similar comment. “Really?  That’s it?  How come we don’t have this?”

So one of my classmates decided to recreate a digital intubation he performed years ago on a woman trapped in a vehicle with no extrication tools available. IMG_0087“I wish I had this then” he said as he passed the tube in less than 30 seconds.

Each time we tried, each Paramedic in the class was able to pass the ETT on the first try with little or no difficulty.  Since we were having trouble breaking this thing, I wandered out of the classroom and onto the floor of their fire station.  I found an EMT who has had no Paramedic or advanced airway training and invited him into the room.  I handed him the Airtraq and a 7.0 ETT and said, “Intubate this guy.”  He placed the tube in 45 seconds.  That included finding the ‘on’ switch and placing the tube in the device.

When asked how he knew where to put the tube, he said he “knew the trachea was on top and the top hole was right there, so I did it.”  I am in no way suggesting we give this device to EMTs for ETT placement, but wanted to pass along that this tool was so easy to use someone with no idea what to do or how to do it beat my time with a regular blade and tube.  And that was standing still, not with continuous CPR.

With all the attention to the need to avoid stopping compressions during CPR, this tool is a no brainer.  Each time we tried to maneuver the mannequin or create an obstacle, we got a tube in less than 20 seconds.  Except for the EMT’s attempt.  We almost got a 7 year old to try it, but the airway heads made him scared.

In the end, I almost begged Carl from Wilderness Medical Associates to let me share this experience with you.

He agreed.  You can learn more by contacting Carl at the link above or at the King Industries website HERE.

Again, I have no association with the product other than this experience.

Does your service use this device?  If so, I’d LOVE to hear your thoughts.

You Make the Call…Garden Apartments

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You Make the CallYou are the Officer assigned to a three person engine company dispatched for a reported oven fire.  On arrival you find a large courtyard style apartment complex with a main front pedestrian entrance leading to a large 75 by 75 foot courtyard, at least 50 feet from your location out front.

In the back of the complex you see a fully involved unit with smoke and flames showing from the door and front window.  The manager states the occupants have escaped and are in his office, accounted for.  There are stairs on the B side of the inner courtyard leading to the second floor.

Does your preconnect make the stretch?  If not, what will you deploy?

You make the call.

It is Alive.

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The creature CK and I started as a concept to improve our fledgling Profession has taken on a life of it’s own.

A young fellow from the west coast (North of me) has taken it upon himself to pick up the reins on twitter by creating a central voice for the EMS 2.0 idea.  Follow along at @ems2movement.
My guess is that he will be trolling around the interwebs making suggestions and gathering the scattered voice of our ideas and concepts into one easy to access place.
Follow along and let’s see what happens…

new to the idea?  Check out the tab at teh top of the page labeled…oddly…EMS 2.0.

Wasn’t this just an idea?  We’ve got a following.

huh…

That was fast.

EMS as a Profession.

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Fire blogger Fire Critic has made comments in the past about the mission of the modern fire service.  Heck, that’s most of his coverage.  I respect his views and check his site daily for news, advice and ideas to make my career safer and better.

He recently posted a question that has been being kicked around ambulance bays for a years. “Is EMS a Profession?”  In the post he made 3 main points about the EMS 2.0 concept that is gaining shape and attention.  I made a comment there, but wanted to expand on them in my own forum.

Just a quick note on EMS 2.0.  It does not belong to me, but to us all.  Anyone who wants to improve the way EMS is delivered is included.  Each community needs a different system, so there is no single answer to the number of problems we face from salary to education to resources available.  I prefer to focus on the system designs and transport options as opposed to advanced practice, which I think CKemtP covers far better than I.

Back to Fire Critic’s notes:

  1. At what point in advancing more in-depth treatments, on scene surgical protocols, more advanced medicine treatments, and all around increase in skills will the Paramedics be required to go to longer schooling? This longer term in schooling might mean that many decide to go the route of a PA, Nurse Practitioner, or MD.

There is a lot in there, so let me see if I can cover each point fairly.  CK may disagree with me on this because we work in separate systems and parts of the country, but I think we need to focus more on increasing our education first rather than adding skills first.  I think our patients could certainly benefit from in-field suturing, basic wound treatment and diabetic or respiratory treatments without a transport to the hospital, but as a young profession, we still have most of our brothers and sisters far below the training level needed for these treatments.

Paramedics in the near future should be at least an Associate’s degree, but even then 2 years is barely enough schooling for what we’re being asked to do.  If you want to take a one year program and get paid a ton of money just because you “got your medic” just quit now.  If you want to get paid better, get schooled and get on the road.

I have to disagree about more education leading to Paramedics wanting to go the route of a PA or MD.  If we want to make a difference on the street, a PA or MD will not help us.  Those who do decide to continue on in their education get my full support, but we still need better training than we’re giving now.

As Mike Ward mentions in his apparently ever growing post “The next Paramedic Shortage” the focus seems to be on getting undergraduate and graduate degrees.  I agree 100%.  if you think taking public speaking and statistics at a college won’t help you in the ambulance you are wrong.  a strong educational base teaches us decision making, how to learn and time management, not to mention the obvious benefits from classes like Advanced Assessment, Clinical Research and Systems Design.

A high school diploma and an EMT-P certificate means you have done the absolute minimum in our profession. (EMT-Basic aside, of course.)

2. At what point will this increase in overall medical knowledge require higher paying salaries?

As your Paramedics are better trained not only in their skills, but in how the system should operate, they are a move valuable resource to their employers.  They anticipate patient care issues, are constantly looking to self improve and understand they are a part of a larger system.  This will lead to fewer errors, better patient outcomes and a more successful company.  That should be something companies are willing to pay more for.  How much more is hard to say and will obviously vary by region.  Would you pay an office worker who does the minimum the same as the next guy with the degree and better results?

3. At what point will these increased salaries be realized as waste for taking nose bleeds (BS calls) to the hospitals?

When your higher educated practitioners recognize that a nosebleed is not (in most cases) in need of an ambulance, they can direct that person to a proper care facility or agency instead of the automatic default transport or refusal.  This is the situation that drives me today.

Our pal CK often writes that everyone deserves an ambulance and I agree to a point.  I think everyone deserves to have an ambulance available in case of an emergency.

Another pal Steve Whitehead did a popular post about the patient being the one that defines what is an emergency.  I disagree with this post.

If I call an electrician and tell him what to do with no regard for what he can and can’t do, then demand he do what I say, chances are he’ll leave.  If a person calls 911 and I respond for a stubbed toe, the person who called decides what level of service they get, not the highly trained expert that responded.  Why is that?

Paramedics, even the minimum requirement ones, know the difference between an emergency and something that is not.  We operate a service that has become all encompassing and people have noticed.  A higher trained work force can gain the respect and trust from proactive medical directors who can authorize their crews, who have been trained, to redirect that stubbed toe or bloody nose to the proper care, not the ambulance.  The number of non emergency calls that people think are an emergency will not change in the near future.

One of the major problems, as FC notes in his post, is the lack of EMS preventative care.  The American Fire Service has worked very hard to educate the public about fire safety, almost to the point that they are struggling to prove their services are needed.  EMS preventative care includes a lot of things people don’t want to hear.

Stop smoking. – I can smoke if I want, it’s a victimless crime.  Until you develop emphysema and call an ambulance every 3 days when you can’t breathe anymore.

Eat right. – I’ll eat what I want, Medic boy, you’re not a doctor.  True, but you’re wheezing just from lifting that triple cheese burger.   Eat right and your heart won’t have to work so hard.

Drive safely. – Shut up, I’m late.  And you’ll be forever late when you run that yellow light without seeing the kid stepping into the crosswalk.

Don’t stress. – You have no idea what I’m going through.  I do actually, since I got all that fancy training in college.

It’s a hard sell.  Making builders add sprinklers to a school is an easier sell than getting those builders to stop smoking, eat right, stress less and drive safely.  These things are seen as “liberties” or “rights” and something that no one should be forced to change.  If they can’t see the benefit to living a healthy life, how will I ever convince them that doing so will mean hey live longer and run less of a chance of being in my ambulance?

So when Fire Critic asks “EMS a Profession?” I say “Yes.”

The future of EMS is wide open.  The Fire Service is struggling to stay fully staffed and equipped as the non EMS calls are dwindling away and the EMS staff is overworked, understaffed and underfunded in most places.

Some claim we need less Paramedics to keep skills up, while others think putting a patch on everything painted red is the answer.  I think instead of looking at us, we need to look at them, our clients.  Clients are persons who knowingly activate the 911 system without an emergency.  Let’s get some of those people to stop calling us by getting them alternate solutions.  When we stop taking them, but they actually get results from the options we suggest, everyone wins.

A&P Refresher – the Sabbatical Nerve

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blog engineThe only bad thing about taking someone to the trauma center and getting pulses back enroute is knowing that that high will be evened out by the universe very quickly.  Sometimes on your way home.

THE EMERGENCY

The engine has been flagged down by a man standing by a woman leaning against a fence.

THE ACTION

We had to stop at the red light anyways, so I took this opportunity to stick my head out the window and ask what he needs.  Just once I want someone to tell me they were just waving.

“She can’t walk, she needs an ambulance,” he tells me, pointing at the frail woman holding onto the chain link fence.

“Do you need an ambulance ma’am?” I asked.  I’m not sure why I even ask anymore.

She tells me, in between sobs, that she is unable to walk and needs help.  I dismount the engine after hearing the airbrake set and now the engine is blocking a lane, lights flashing while I assess my new friend.

She tells me she has been walking all day and needs to rest.  I described the places nearby where she can rest, most notably the sidewalk directly beneath her feet.  It was during this discussion that I noticed her urban hiking footwear.

There are some who call them heels.  Others call them something more inappropriate, but I think we can all agree that they are “stripper shoes.”  You all know I am familiar with the attire from my encounters with strippers and cocaine.  Just google it.

The shoes make her easily 5 inches taller and decrease the surface area making contact with the ground by 40%.  I point out the folly in such a choice and get the most amazing response you know it was true.

“I wear them to help with my sabbatical nerve pain.”

The EMT nearly spit out his gum with laughter, but caught himself well.  I went into a more detailed assessment of her mobility and suggested removing the shoes to walk a bit and stretch.

Had she been a super hero, the lightening glare she shot me would have melted me on the spot.

5 minutes later she refused to let me touch her leg, or even agree that her sciatic nerve was not in fact located in her knee, so the officer called for an ambulance.

As we waited, Foot Wear Assistance Vehicle still blocking a lane, still flashing, she told me she would walk to a local shelter, but she has no other shoes.  So, instead of listening to reason or doing the responsible thing, she waits.

It was not long before they arrived and cleared us almost immediately.

“Sally, are you still wearing those stupid shoes?” I heard as we left.  And another ALS resource was tied up due to a false complaint of emergency.  I can’t wait to see how Medic 999 would handle stripper shoes.

Independent Recognition

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The blog seems to be going well, got to ride with the big boys here at fireemsblogs, and some ideas are taking hold in the pages of others.  But possibly the coolest thing happened a little while ago when Mrs HM was out with her Mrs HM friends.

They were talking about life, kids and husbands when the topic of the Project came up.  Mrs HM described the blog, Mark and the opportunity, not thinking much of it.  Since your Pal HM doesn’t follow sports or have any hobbies, when others ask what I do in my spare time, she has to think fast.

Now imagine my surprise when she talks to the same friend a few days later and finds out the husband of the friend is a fan of the blog.  The friend went home and talked to her Police Officer husband and mentioned the Project by name.

“You mean the Happy Medic?  He’s the Happy Medic?  Cool.”

Cool.

You Make the Call…Splatter…What Happened

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You Make the CallEeeeeewww.  Not just our Boys in Blue getting sprayed with yuckies, but the manner in which one achieves the hair style in question.  When I stop washing my hair is gets disgusting, when these folks do it it looks hip.  That is, until you get a head lac, bleed into the dozens of strands and shake your head like a wet Saint Bernard fresh from the pool.

Our patient is a scene body surface isolation nightmare.  All those scenarios in school when you pretended to put gloves on and said “Total BSI donned” means nothing right now.

So how can we approach and isolate the hazard to make a proper assessment?  My agency carries a unique device called a spitsock which is like a fine mesh hood.  It is mainly deployed on disagreeable clients who wish to show their distaste for law enforcement by spitting at Paramedics.  Makes perfect sense to them, but then again, they’re in custody.

At this point in time we had no such quick solution.  I was standing in the street when I wondered if we had some kind of hat or hood besides the cute little pink and blue striped one in the OB kit.

Luckily I was a Firefighter/EMT and happened to carry a spare flash hood.  We never saw fire on that job, but darn it I always had fresh gloves and a clean hood.  So back to the rig I go and emerged with two blankets, a box of gloves and my spare hood.

I gave it a quick once over and said my goodbyes.  Poor thing never saw a fire and now it was going to be used in a way the designers never envisioned.

We used the blankets as shields and approached from behind him as we got closer.  He was clearly aware of our desire to remain clean and did his best to get us.  When he shook his 300 pound frame and the hair connected to it, we ducked.  When his insults resumed, we pounced.  Me on his shoulders, my partner on his legs and the trusty hood over the dirty, bloody hair.

It must have looked like an amateur rodeo from the houses lining the street but we had mitigated the hazard.  Then came decon.  I am a firm believer in decontamination at the scene so we grabbed our little 10 pound water can and sprayed him down.

As we loaded him into the ambulance he had calmed, impressed with our creativity to cover him with a “ski mask.”  He indeed looked like a robbery suspect with the hood on and i couldn’t help but wish I had a mirror to show him how he looked.  Enroute I was able to remove the hood and find the source of all the trouble, a 2-3 cm lac buried deep in the forest of disgusting hair.

If you said cover the head ASAP, you made the right call.  If you altered some of your standard equipment to handle a unique situation, keep it up.